Almost forgot

In a previous post, ok, two posts ago.(like there have been soooo many) I mentioned the garish roadside religious display. I have decided to include one with each post (collect em' all) I may be setting the bar a little high to start with but here it is......

This fine hand painted rendition shows a very distraught Jesus, gosh durnit do I hate to see the Blessed Lord and Savior Son of the one true God King of Kings Holy Ghost Christ so upset... I think I'll send him a FTD Pick-me-up bouquet. Maybe one of those "hang in there" kitten posters. Or maybe a pogo stick, I've heard he likes those. Wait... what's he holding there...

It's a (presumably aborted) FETUS!!!!! Ewwwwwww!

And I thought I had no tact, but some fundamentalist out there felt the need to display this gem to the world. I'm surprised they didn't include the ubiquitous anti abortion mantra "heartbeat at 18 days". So, to the creator of this monstrosity I offer this jaunty little tune.


Welllllllll, I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic fetus.......

Then again I don't think I could top Jello Biafra with his ditty "Will the fetus be aborted" (by and by Lord, by and by)

Almost as sacrilegious as the classic "Immaculate Henry"

Yes, I know, in a bucket but at least I'm enjoying the ride.

(I blame Parochial education and Zappa music)